Migraines make me lonely

I know it's just my body winding down after a stressful day of pretending like it didn't feel like there were ice picks being shoved through my eyeballs from the brain side, but I feel really bummed. I'm cold and tired and every tenth breath comes out in a shivery gasp because my stomach just tensed and made me feel like I was going to throw up, and now, I'm lonely. And you guys know me, I don't get lonely. My biggest complaint is usually that people talk to me too much and take up too much of my time. I hate this.

Anyway, enough blah, blah, blahging. I'm going to fix food. Will be better tomorrow. As always.

I know, I know . . . Chrissy . . . bridge . . . yes, I probably would

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

NSFW . . .

And definitely not comfortable. Who made this ad? The fuck, I ask you, the fuck?

Another great post titled "Oh my!"

This could potentially be pretty damn hot. Go, Jamesy, go.

Well, Chrissy did it, so now I have to, too

Ok, apparently I'm straight edge, which I had to go look up on Wikipedia. The fuck? Am not. I just thought Leonardo was a good role model for me when I was growing up.

[HIGH CLASS]
[ ] You went/go tanning.
[ ] You own something from Coach
[ ] You own something from Juicy Couture
[ ] You own something from Louis Vuitton
[ ] You own an iPod/MP3 player.
[x] You love Starbucks.
[x] You have been called a brat.
[ ] You have tons of shoes
[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale
Total: 2

[GOTH]
[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] You wear chains.
[ ] You like heavy metal.
[x] You've shopped at Hot Topic.
[x] You have worn black lipstick.
[x] You dislike preps.
[ ] You have piercings
Total: 4 (shut up, I don’t need your guys’ approval)

[PUNK]
[ ] You can skateboard.
[ ] You wear plaid.
[x] You have/love Converse.
[ ] You hate MTV.
[x] You have/HAD/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[ ] You love skater/surfer girls/boys. (is that the same as a sk8er boi?)
[ ] You dislike pink.
[x] You hate preps.
[ ] You wear tight pants
Total: 3

"EMO"
[ ] You are depressed sometimes.
[ ] You have black-rimmed glasses
[ ] You like the band Thursday.
[x] You cry easily.
[x] You like emo music. (again, don’t need your approval)
[ ] You hate being called emo.
[ ] You keep a journal/diary.
[x] You have written a sad poem
[x] You have thought about death.
Total: 4

[GHETTO/GANGSTA]
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc"
[ ] You are in a gang
[ ] You [have] wear rubberbands in your pants.
[x] You swear a lot.
[ ] You have worn a grill.
[ ] You have had a freestyling contest.
[ ] You have worn Converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total: 1

[STRAIGHTEDGE]
[x] You like loud music
[x] You love the Ninja Turtles and/or Pokemon (just the Ninja Turtles, thank you very much)
[ ] You never walk anywhere.
[x] You wear slip-on shoes.
[ ] You love Norma Jean.
[ ] You wear band t-shirts.
[x] People have called you a freak and meant it. (Ahh, the people I worked with at Applebee’s led sheltered lives.)
[ ] You love to "hardcore" dance
[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[x] You wear blue jeans.
Total: 5

[PREP]
[ ] You love The OC
[ ] You have/had a tiny/medium sized dog.
[ ] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
[ ] You like buying shoes A LOT.
[ ] You shop at AE, HOLLISTER, A&F, etc. (how dare you ask me that question?!?)
[ ] You love to shop.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] You like Paris Hilton (she makes a great sex video, but no)
[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing
[ ] You wear big sunglasses.
Total: 1

[Athletic]
[x] You watch the Superbowl. (for the ads, bitches)
[x] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
[ ] You collect your jerseys.
[ ] You have/ had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[ ] You have/had posters or plaques of famous athletes.
[ ] Your garage/shed consists [has consisted] of sports equipment.
[x] You belong/belonged to a school team.
[ ] You are going to/did join a sports team
[ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
Total: 3

[Scene]
[ ] You wear little tiny bows in your hair
[ ] You like Mardi Gras beads, pearls and plastic beads
[ ] You have at least 3 shirts with tiny designs all throughout the shirt
[ ] You like the mini-skirt
[ ] You part your hair far to the side
[x] You think polka-dots are way cute
[ ] You have shopped at Charlotte Russe
[ ] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture
[ ] You've been called scene before
Total: 1

[REDNECK]
[ ] Gone four wheeling
[ ] Went hunting
[ ] Owned a four-wheeler or dirt bike
[ ] Love to go fishing
[ ] Eat jerky
[ ] Ever said GIT-R-DONE
[ ] Ever owned or rented a Blue Collar Comedy movie
[ ] You have gotten fucked up and drove a four-wheeler in to a tree
[ ] Gone to the mud runs
[ ] Listen to the Song Redneck Woman

Total : 0 (thank fuck)

I demand lyrics in the cover art to CDs

I never thought this would be a serious issue for me, but it is. Some of you will know that I love The Get Up Kids. Go Missouri-bred bands, there are so few of you.

So here's the issue, they didn't have their lyrics in the cover art for the CD. I can look up the lyrics online, but those people are just transcribing what they hear half the time anyway. They don't know. So here's the line that's troubling me:
"Blind faith doesn't make a sale"
or is it:
"Blind faith doesn't make a sail"?

Logic leans toward the first, but a case could be made for the second as well. It's a little more metaphorical, but the whole song is a collection of one line metaphors and imagery so there's no real reason that that couldn't be the case.

Fucking homonyms.

Great Headline!

Does it bother anyone else that our president's thinking is breaking news?

Unless they're just trying to say he's fucked it up.

Also a great line:

"Hadley suggested the president was getting a feel for the country by watching people from the window of his armoured limousine as he was being shuttled around town."

Oh my!

I bought the Pink Spiders CD Teenage Grafitti which is apparently a sophomore effort. (Yes, I have been waiting a long time to say that). $8 at Target. Buy it!

I now have the strangest desire to have Little Razorblade as a pet name. It's not even a nice thing. He's saying it to a girl he doesn't want to be with any more. But I'm in love.

Also, "pretty as a car crash" and "sexy as the stinger of a hornet in your arm" are some pretty great lines.

Those Wild & Crazy Christians

So I picked up a religious tract, as I'm wont to do when bored while doing laundry. I'd like to read to you a passage about whether or not the holy spirit is a person.* However, I can't read it to you, so I shall type to you a passage:

"When Mary, the mother of Jesus, visited her cousin Elizabeth, the Bible says that the unborn child in Elizabeth's womb leaped, "and Elizabeth was filled with holy spirit." (Luke 1:41) Is it reasonable that a person would be "filled" with another person?"

So, am I as sick as I think I must be to think, "Well, if he's big enough"? Probably, but seriously, the question is just gagging for a dirty response. I would almost think it was deliberate, but nothing else in the pamphlet is nearly as funny.



*Incidentally, in case you were wondering, the Holy Spirit, according to this tract, is not a person. It's a spirit. No, I don't think that that conclusion didn't require 2 pages worth of argument to prove it. Why do you ask?