Those Wild & Crazy Christians
So I picked up a religious tract, as I'm wont to do when bored while doing laundry. I'd like to read to you a passage about whether or not the holy spirit is a person.* However, I can't read it to you, so I shall type to you a passage:
"When Mary, the mother of Jesus, visited her cousin Elizabeth, the Bible says that the unborn child in Elizabeth's womb leaped, "and Elizabeth was filled with holy spirit." (Luke 1:41) Is it reasonable that a person would be "filled" with another person?"
So, am I as sick as I think I must be to think, "Well, if he's big enough"? Probably, but seriously, the question is just gagging for a dirty response. I would almost think it was deliberate, but nothing else in the pamphlet is nearly as funny.
*Incidentally, in case you were wondering, the Holy Spirit, according to this tract, is not a person. It's a spirit. No, I don't think that that conclusion didn't require 2 pages worth of argument to prove it. Why do you ask?
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