Migraines make me lonely

I know it's just my body winding down after a stressful day of pretending like it didn't feel like there were ice picks being shoved through my eyeballs from the brain side, but I feel really bummed. I'm cold and tired and every tenth breath comes out in a shivery gasp because my stomach just tensed and made me feel like I was going to throw up, and now, I'm lonely. And you guys know me, I don't get lonely. My biggest complaint is usually that people talk to me too much and take up too much of my time. I hate this.

Anyway, enough blah, blah, blahging. I'm going to fix food. Will be better tomorrow. As always.

I know, I know . . . Chrissy . . . bridge . . . yes, I probably would

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

NSFW . . .

And definitely not comfortable. Who made this ad? The fuck, I ask you, the fuck?

Another great post titled "Oh my!"

This could potentially be pretty damn hot. Go, Jamesy, go.

Well, Chrissy did it, so now I have to, too

Ok, apparently I'm straight edge, which I had to go look up on Wikipedia. The fuck? Am not. I just thought Leonardo was a good role model for me when I was growing up.

[HIGH CLASS]
[ ] You went/go tanning.
[ ] You own something from Coach
[ ] You own something from Juicy Couture
[ ] You own something from Louis Vuitton
[ ] You own an iPod/MP3 player.
[x] You love Starbucks.
[x] You have been called a brat.
[ ] You have tons of shoes
[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale
Total: 2

[GOTH]
[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] You wear chains.
[ ] You like heavy metal.
[x] You've shopped at Hot Topic.
[x] You have worn black lipstick.
[x] You dislike preps.
[ ] You have piercings
Total: 4 (shut up, I don’t need your guys’ approval)

[PUNK]
[ ] You can skateboard.
[ ] You wear plaid.
[x] You have/love Converse.
[ ] You hate MTV.
[x] You have/HAD/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[ ] You love skater/surfer girls/boys. (is that the same as a sk8er boi?)
[ ] You dislike pink.
[x] You hate preps.
[ ] You wear tight pants
Total: 3

"EMO"
[ ] You are depressed sometimes.
[ ] You have black-rimmed glasses
[ ] You like the band Thursday.
[x] You cry easily.
[x] You like emo music. (again, don’t need your approval)
[ ] You hate being called emo.
[ ] You keep a journal/diary.
[x] You have written a sad poem
[x] You have thought about death.
Total: 4

[GHETTO/GANGSTA]
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc"
[ ] You are in a gang
[ ] You [have] wear rubberbands in your pants.
[x] You swear a lot.
[ ] You have worn a grill.
[ ] You have had a freestyling contest.
[ ] You have worn Converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total: 1

[STRAIGHTEDGE]
[x] You like loud music
[x] You love the Ninja Turtles and/or Pokemon (just the Ninja Turtles, thank you very much)
[ ] You never walk anywhere.
[x] You wear slip-on shoes.
[ ] You love Norma Jean.
[ ] You wear band t-shirts.
[x] People have called you a freak and meant it. (Ahh, the people I worked with at Applebee’s led sheltered lives.)
[ ] You love to "hardcore" dance
[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[x] You wear blue jeans.
Total: 5

[PREP]
[ ] You love The OC
[ ] You have/had a tiny/medium sized dog.
[ ] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
[ ] You like buying shoes A LOT.
[ ] You shop at AE, HOLLISTER, A&F, etc. (how dare you ask me that question?!?)
[ ] You love to shop.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] You like Paris Hilton (she makes a great sex video, but no)
[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing
[ ] You wear big sunglasses.
Total: 1

[Athletic]
[x] You watch the Superbowl. (for the ads, bitches)
[x] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
[ ] You collect your jerseys.
[ ] You have/ had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[ ] You have/had posters or plaques of famous athletes.
[ ] Your garage/shed consists [has consisted] of sports equipment.
[x] You belong/belonged to a school team.
[ ] You are going to/did join a sports team
[ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
Total: 3

[Scene]
[ ] You wear little tiny bows in your hair
[ ] You like Mardi Gras beads, pearls and plastic beads
[ ] You have at least 3 shirts with tiny designs all throughout the shirt
[ ] You like the mini-skirt
[ ] You part your hair far to the side
[x] You think polka-dots are way cute
[ ] You have shopped at Charlotte Russe
[ ] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture
[ ] You've been called scene before
Total: 1

[REDNECK]
[ ] Gone four wheeling
[ ] Went hunting
[ ] Owned a four-wheeler or dirt bike
[ ] Love to go fishing
[ ] Eat jerky
[ ] Ever said GIT-R-DONE
[ ] Ever owned or rented a Blue Collar Comedy movie
[ ] You have gotten fucked up and drove a four-wheeler in to a tree
[ ] Gone to the mud runs
[ ] Listen to the Song Redneck Woman

Total : 0 (thank fuck)

I demand lyrics in the cover art to CDs

I never thought this would be a serious issue for me, but it is. Some of you will know that I love The Get Up Kids. Go Missouri-bred bands, there are so few of you.

So here's the issue, they didn't have their lyrics in the cover art for the CD. I can look up the lyrics online, but those people are just transcribing what they hear half the time anyway. They don't know. So here's the line that's troubling me:
"Blind faith doesn't make a sale"
or is it:
"Blind faith doesn't make a sail"?

Logic leans toward the first, but a case could be made for the second as well. It's a little more metaphorical, but the whole song is a collection of one line metaphors and imagery so there's no real reason that that couldn't be the case.

Fucking homonyms.