Pride and Pressure

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single person in possession of a sound mind must be in search of this site. Enjoy your stay here, gentle reader. (And do please be gentle, reader, because if you break it, you buy it.)

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Just a random thought

Among the other things I did at the beach the other day (about which I will merely say BOO!), I was thinking. Everyone who reads this blog knows I hate children. But I realized that I hate one group of children more than others, French children. They're always better dressed than me. I hate them beaucoup.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

I'm unique!!!

Everybody else got "Since You've been Gone." But in all seriousness, did I really bum everyone out in 2005?

Your 2005 Song Is

Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day

"My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating"

In 2005, you bummed everyone out. Like you care.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

To answer the questions of my adoring fans . . .

I'm not a Big Lebowski fan. Never seen the movie. Also, not a big fan of Showgirls.

Obviously, I like Office Space, though, as with most people, it had to grow on me. I also like the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (in miniseries) which Hollywood Video has proclaimed a cult classic (and chain store labeling a movie as a cult classic is good enough for me).

You know what movie I haven't thought about in years? Clan of the Cave Bear. Darryl Hannah just went all wrong after that movie. She should have just made cave girl flicks.

So basically, this is a worthless post written way too early in the morning. So no judgements please. :)

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

More proof that I'm underground

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski