When do I get to leave here again?

You have to be a special kind of stupid to be unable to turn on any water source without drenching the entire floor of the room you are in. The bathroom, I kinda get, but our kitchen is pretty damn big.

Edit: Oh, and I don't even want to talk about the laziness involved in filling the trash can until the bag rips and then leaving milk cartons on the floor beside the trash can rather than taking the trash out.