Okay, last post today. But it had to be done. I'm at the library. Some guy just got a phone call, strictly taboo but there it is, and his phone starts playing a song with the lyrics, "Won't you have some dirty hot sex with me."

There are kids here. Loads of the titchy little buggers.

Fifty points to anyone who tells me what song those lyrics are from. Another two hundred if you change your ringtone to that and let me call you all the time to embarrass you. You might want to keep in mind that these points are meaningless before you make any rash decisions.